About Us
Package Delivery
We will get whatever you need* delivered anywhere you need it, no matter what it takes.
*as long as it's legal.
Escort
“Whatever” includes you or any consenting party.
Armed And Reliable
All Penguin Logistics staff are:
- Armed with the finest weapons and equipment Lungmen has to offer at all times. No exceptions.
- Trained in house, and as operators with Rhodes Island Pharmaceuticals
- Forklift Certified*
Entertainment
Some of us are entertainers too:
- Emperor, of Monster Siren Records.
- Sora, actor with a background primarily in theater, as seen in La Morte di Texas
- Texas, also as seen in La Morte di Texas, amateur cello player. She's still learning though.
Contact Us
Delivery: 555-742-4738
Music Inquiries: 555-742-4738
Acting Inquiries: 555-202-1497