About Us


Package Delivery

We will get whatever you need* delivered anywhere you need it, no matter what it takes.

*as long as it's legal.

Escort

“Whatever” includes you or any consenting party.

Armed And Reliable

All Penguin Logistics staff are:

Entertainment

Some of us are entertainers too:

Contact Us

Delivery: 555-742-4738
Music Inquiries: 555-742-4738
Acting Inquiries: 555-202-1497