About Us

Emperor

Sole Proprieter of Penguin Logistics, King of Rap, Egoist That Earned It, Hobbyist Record Collector

He/Him

bio: Famed Monster Siren Records musician, recently working in various highly successful entrepeneurships. I wish this allowed me more time with my music, but the money means when I do find the time to sing, it can be as big as it deserves to be!

Croissant

Deputy Equipment Manager, Sales Consultant

she/her

bio: I'm strong, don't break easy, and got a good pair of eyes fer what's just durable as me! We'll protect ya things, protect ya'll, and sell ya some better things if ya've the time!
Ya'lln't gonna regret pickn' us, baws!

Exusiai

Gun Enthusiast, Amateur Baker

she/her

bio: I provide the firepower when things get crazy, then the snacks for the party after! Our leader always gets us the best ingredients to bake with. Apples are my favorite!
🍎🥧🔥🥧🍎
Long Live The Penguin Empire

Sora

Actor, Singer, Idol, Auditory Arts Caster

she/her

bio: I've been Emperor's coworker at Monster Siren Records for a while now, so when I heard he was making a logistics company in lungmen, I thought I'd help out! My main skills are singing, but I've gotten much more fit since working here! (Which means I have more energy when performing too!)
Sparkle on! Don't forget to be yourself!

Texas

Licenced Driver, Cargo Handler, Amateur Cellist

she/her

bio: I like pocky, keeps my energy up. Always have some on me, though sometimes people mistake them for cigarettes. My friends are rowdy, but I enjoy their company. Not fond of the rain.
If you need any supplies, just let me know. 👍

Mostima

Legatus/Nuntia Apostolici of Lateran

she/her

bio: She hasn't been in the office since this page was added, and thus hasn't had the opportunity to write her bio yet. Occasionally stops by to help.

Yith

IT Expert, Equipment Manager

he/him

bio: He was too shy to write his own bio, but I'll just say that he's the tech guy, and fantastic at it. He made some spreadsheets, taught me what a spreadsheet is, taught Sora how to use them, and now everything is calculated as soon as you punch the numbers in! So many hours fiddling about with a soroban at my desk saved. I do miss the clicking of beads sometimes, though.