PENGUIN LOGISTICS

We'll Get The Package To Its Destination, No Matter What

About Us

Package Delivery

We will get whatever you need delivered anywhere you need it, no matter what it takes.

As long as it's legal.

Escort

“Whatever” includes you or any consenting party.

Armed And Reliable

All Penguin Logistics staff are:

  • Armed with the finest weapons and equipment Lungmen has to offer at all times. No exceptions.
  • Trained in house, and as operators with Rhodes Island Pharmaceuticals
  • Forklift Certified*

Entertainment

Some of us are entertainers too:

  • Emperor, of Monster Siren Records
  • Sora, actor with a background primarily in theater, as seen in La Morte di Texas
  • Texas, also as seen in La Morte di Texas, amateur cello player. She's still learning though.